ARIES
March 21 – April 19
Aries, you have the tendency to think you’re right all the time, which, of course, you’re not. You’re actually wrong quite often. It might be a good idea to swallow that pride and admit you made a mistake. If this goes well, you can expect good fortune for the rest of the week. It’s very likely that a wish you’ve held onto for a long time will come true. Hopefully you haven’t been wishing for a turkey sandwich, because that would be a complete waste of the star’s good graces.
March 21 – April 19
Aries, you have the tendency to think you’re right all the time, which, of course, you’re not. You’re actually wrong quite often. It might be a good idea to swallow that pride and admit you made a mistake. If this goes well, you can expect good fortune for the rest of the week. It’s very likely that a wish you’ve held onto for a long time will come true. Hopefully you haven’t been wishing for a turkey sandwich, because that would be a complete waste of the star’s good graces.
TAURUS
April 20 – May 20
You’re feeling incredibly bossy this week, which is more than likely annoying those around you, they’re just too scared to say so. You’ll find that in the beginning of the week, your bossiness is paying off and people seem to be doing what you say, but it’s important for you to remember that everyone has the right to make their own decisions. This is going to cause some turmoil in your life, and by Sunday you’re going to pay for it so you should probably start planning how you’re going to dig yourself out of this one now.
April 20 – May 20
You’re feeling incredibly bossy this week, which is more than likely annoying those around you, they’re just too scared to say so. You’ll find that in the beginning of the week, your bossiness is paying off and people seem to be doing what you say, but it’s important for you to remember that everyone has the right to make their own decisions. This is going to cause some turmoil in your life, and by Sunday you’re going to pay for it so you should probably start planning how you’re going to dig yourself out of this one now.
GEMINI
May 21- June 20
You’ll be very level headed this week and will solve an ongoing problem early on you’re likely to feel a bit stupid for not figuring it out sooner. This week you should try to avoid people who disagree with you, because really, who needs that kind of negativity? Someone you thought was close to you is going to put you down: just ignore them. Be very open with a companion, friend, relative or lover. Let’s hope you haven’t been hiding something that’s going to ruin your good week.
May 21- June 20
You’ll be very level headed this week and will solve an ongoing problem early on you’re likely to feel a bit stupid for not figuring it out sooner. This week you should try to avoid people who disagree with you, because really, who needs that kind of negativity? Someone you thought was close to you is going to put you down: just ignore them. Be very open with a companion, friend, relative or lover. Let’s hope you haven’t been hiding something that’s going to ruin your good week.
CANCER
June 21 – July 22
You’ll have to be patient this week, as there’s a lot of waiting in store. On Wednesday your imagination is going to take off and you’ll feel like inventing something but given your luck this week it’s very unlikely you’ll finish it or succeed so try to avoid being inventive with anything that could be a potential fire hazard. You’ll be feeling drained on Thursday, probably because of all that waiting, and on Sunday you can expect conflict with a rival. Not looking to be a great week, is it?
June 21 – July 22
You’ll have to be patient this week, as there’s a lot of waiting in store. On Wednesday your imagination is going to take off and you’ll feel like inventing something but given your luck this week it’s very unlikely you’ll finish it or succeed so try to avoid being inventive with anything that could be a potential fire hazard. You’ll be feeling drained on Thursday, probably because of all that waiting, and on Sunday you can expect conflict with a rival. Not looking to be a great week, is it?
LEO
July 23 – Aug. 22
Though you’re usually firm on your decisions, this week you’re going to find yourself changing your mind on a certain issue a lot. You should really just pick a stance and stick with it, because all of that flip-flopping is bound to get annoying to those around you. Later on in the week, a friend will come to you with an apology for something you were previously unaware that they did, and it’s a doozy. Good luck with that.
July 23 – Aug. 22
Though you’re usually firm on your decisions, this week you’re going to find yourself changing your mind on a certain issue a lot. You should really just pick a stance and stick with it, because all of that flip-flopping is bound to get annoying to those around you. Later on in the week, a friend will come to you with an apology for something you were previously unaware that they did, and it’s a doozy. Good luck with that.
VIRGO
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
This week your focus is going to be on learning new things and retaining knowledge. Mid term grades hurt that bad, huh? Early in the week you’ll find that some jerk may be starting to take advantage of your eagerness to help. Kick them to the curb. Those of you Virgos who are in a relationship, have you noticed that your significant other is getting a little clingy? Now is the time to work on them being a little more independent.
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
This week your focus is going to be on learning new things and retaining knowledge. Mid term grades hurt that bad, huh? Early in the week you’ll find that some jerk may be starting to take advantage of your eagerness to help. Kick them to the curb. Those of you Virgos who are in a relationship, have you noticed that your significant other is getting a little clingy? Now is the time to work on them being a little more independent.
LIBRA
Sept. 23 – Oct. 21
This week, your habit to jump to the wrong conclusion is going to get you into trouble. Again. As this is going to happen early on, you can expect the rest of your week to be thrown into turmoil and distress. Not a great week to be a Libra. After this, hopefully you’ll have learned to examine the entire situation before making a conclusion, or at least before reacting. Things will settle down late in the week and you’ll be feeling creative– maybe you can start channelling your anger into weird paintings.
Sept. 23 – Oct. 21
This week, your habit to jump to the wrong conclusion is going to get you into trouble. Again. As this is going to happen early on, you can expect the rest of your week to be thrown into turmoil and distress. Not a great week to be a Libra. After this, hopefully you’ll have learned to examine the entire situation before making a conclusion, or at least before reacting. Things will settle down late in the week and you’ll be feeling creative– maybe you can start channelling your anger into weird paintings.
SCORPIO
Oct. 22 – Nov. 21
This week you’ll be using your heart more than your head, obviously, this means trouble. Early on in the week you’ll be putting your needs above those of people around you which isn’t too bad unless you have small children. Later in the week you’ll find that someone who was once close to you may want to tend to some unfinished business between the two of you.
Oct. 22 – Nov. 21
This week you’ll be using your heart more than your head, obviously, this means trouble. Early on in the week you’ll be putting your needs above those of people around you which isn’t too bad unless you have small children. Later in the week you’ll find that someone who was once close to you may want to tend to some unfinished business between the two of you.
SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Something will happen this week that is going to turn your life upside down, which will make you feel nervous and unsure about things. Well, suck it up, Sagittarius. The changes about to take place are positive ones, something you will see when the week ends on a positive note, but only if you allow it to, by not worrying so much. This week you should try to relax and go wit the flow.
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Something will happen this week that is going to turn your life upside down, which will make you feel nervous and unsure about things. Well, suck it up, Sagittarius. The changes about to take place are positive ones, something you will see when the week ends on a positive note, but only if you allow it to, by not worrying so much. This week you should try to relax and go wit the flow.
CAPRICORN
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
The stars are favoring you this week Capricorn. All of the friends and family members you have around you is making you feel incredibly loved and fortunate. This week will also be a good week for you because you’ll be feeling motivated in all areas of your life, and you’ll get a lot done. By the end of the week, you can give yourself a well deserved pat on the back! And you better enjoy that pat, because you’re likely to lose that mob of loving friends and family when they get jealous of your good fortune.
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
The stars are favoring you this week Capricorn. All of the friends and family members you have around you is making you feel incredibly loved and fortunate. This week will also be a good week for you because you’ll be feeling motivated in all areas of your life, and you’ll get a lot done. By the end of the week, you can give yourself a well deserved pat on the back! And you better enjoy that pat, because you’re likely to lose that mob of loving friends and family when they get jealous of your good fortune.
AQUARIUS
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
This will be a week of variety for you, Aquarius, early in the week you’ll be brainstorming over a big, probably life changing decision, or if not life changing, at least something bigger than choosing what to have for lunch. This may or may not lead to what you can expect later in the week, which is a conflict with a loved one. You should try to avoid getting too mad, because doubtlessly, you will be wrong.
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
This will be a week of variety for you, Aquarius, early in the week you’ll be brainstorming over a big, probably life changing decision, or if not life changing, at least something bigger than choosing what to have for lunch. This may or may not lead to what you can expect later in the week, which is a conflict with a loved one. You should try to avoid getting too mad, because doubtlessly, you will be wrong.
PISCES
Feb. 19 – March 20
After enduring a long standing problem, you’re going to be tempted finally bring it to a close by seeing only what you want to see in a situation. Your desire to take the simple way out will just get you in more trouble, so you’re going to have to buck up and think through the whole situation rationally. If you do, your efforts will be rewarded by the end of the week, in which time you’ll stumble upon some good luck. Not a huge amount of it, but you might find a quarter on the ground or something.
Feb. 19 – March 20
After enduring a long standing problem, you’re going to be tempted finally bring it to a close by seeing only what you want to see in a situation. Your desire to take the simple way out will just get you in more trouble, so you’re going to have to buck up and think through the whole situation rationally. If you do, your efforts will be rewarded by the end of the week, in which time you’ll stumble upon some good luck. Not a huge amount of it, but you might find a quarter on the ground or something.